Note to Self #1

Someday, in the distant future, when you have a house, remember one thing.

Of all the insane allergies you are stuck with, the worst is the DUST.

Just remember the almost immediate sinus and head pain from working in a dusty space.

And then, do one of the following.

1) Clean a lot.

2) Hire a maid.

3) Budget for a cleaning service.

Because hiring a maid sounds absolutely insane and 1940’s and wealthy (and as for wealth, have you met me?), I’m all about number three. Because, um, about number 1? Again, have you met me? There are so many better things to do with my life than clean. I may have an addictive personality, but if I ever get addicted to cleaning, y’all have my permission to take me out and SHOOT ME.

Ok, that’s all. :-)

Published in:  on April 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm Leave a Comment